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Make: EASTMAN KODAK COMPANY
Model: KODAK DX4900 ZOOM DIGITAL CAMERA
Shutter Speed: 1/8 second
F Number: F/2.8
Focal Length: 7 mm
Date Picture Taken: Feb 6, 2000, 12:36:11 AM
Artist's Comments
You know, a lesser person would have done something juvenile and stupid with a pumpkin like this.
Hell, even from here I can hear the gears in your mind going like mad.
But a classy lady like myself would see past the obvious, crude puns to a deeper potential. She would prefer an inspiring challenge over merely catering to base toilet humor. A true artist would take the high road to create something original and engaging...
If you can find two tiny picture frames you could nail one over each silhouette. Then take a nail and hammer the stem into a wall to make one heck of a tasteful seasonal decoration!
Okay, I know what you're thinking... "Put the tool belt down sloooowly..."
I agree. I would have done something completely crude and juvenile with that pumpkin.
NONETHELESS, this is a fantastic way to distract one from that; I actually didn't notice the shape until I read your comment.
-- Man, I like sullen girls, but they aren't keepers. In the morning, they'll still be angry at the world while I'm trying to finish my cereal box maze.
Devious Comments
Personally, I'd have stooped and done a lacy bra on them to make mini pumpkin boobs.
Okay, I know what you're thinking... "Put the tool belt down sloooowly..."
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~ Saying things nonsensical since 1992 ~
NONETHELESS, this is a fantastic way to distract one from that; I actually didn't notice the shape until I read your comment.
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Man, I like sullen girls, but they aren't keepers. In the morning, they'll still be angry at the world while I'm trying to finish my cereal box maze.
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